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Customer Shorts

$25.08

Color: Military Green

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Tired of being mistaken for an employee every time you walk into a store? This funny design says it loud and clear: “I'm a customer!” Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor who wants to shop in peace without being asked where the cereal aisle is.Whether you're rocking this at the mall, the supermarket, or your favorite retail spot, this shirt makes sure everyone knows you're just here to buy stuff, not stock shelves.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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